Dear Vice President Gore:
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Good sir, weren't you paying attention when I told you that I'd give you until Halloween to get off your ass (you know, resting on Nobel laurels is so 20th Century) and declare that you are a candidate for the Democratic nomination?
Alternatively, you could have told us you weren't interested in running....
But now it's the end of October. Halloween is here. The holidays are around the corner, and, unless you've been busy drawing new coastlines post-greenland-icesheet-collapse on maps (hint, Tennessee is safe), we only have two paltry months until the first caucuses and primaries, and guess what:
I still haven't decided who to support, if not you, for 2008.
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